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graphic T-shirt haiku #5: Uniqlo Pac-Man

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am i still hungry?
i try not to think of it…
om nom nom nom nom.

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graphic T-shirt haiku #4: The Land of Lost Socks

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i can only dream…
every lone sock: finally matched.
so this is heaven.

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graphic T-shirt haiku #3: Awkward silence

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yet another date…
only this time, it’s different;
he leaves me speechless.

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graphic T-shirt haiku #2: Mon petit chou!

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my little cabbage…
no berets or mustaches
in my dinner, please.

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graphic T-shirt haiku #1: I’m sorry

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speeding toward that slide
blue: “sorry!”, daisies held high,
as red sat and sighed.

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Monday afternoon [photo] haikus.

i present to you
mundane happenings at work
Monday afternoon:

rubik’s cube: hello.
don’t peel off all my stickers
i dare you: solve me.

this mouse in my house
has an extremely long tail
his name: Logitech.

Staples’ nemesis
isn’t OfficeMax at all;
but this claw-shaped beast.

when is a mere book
sharper than any halberd?
when it’s the Bible.

look at this keyboard:
slab of plastic. what’s it for?
it’s for giving PROPS.

and three more haikus:
well, after this one of course.
the third line is hard.

caffeine detoxing
is like a Dyson vacuum;
it just really sucks.

i like similes.
especially in haikus.
it feels natural.

like, [5 syllables]
is like [5 more syllables]
[droll explanation]

an empty hallway
means that people worked from home,
still pajama-clad.

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