Seriously, BB&B is THE destination for all your TV infomercial product needs. I walked into any Bed Bath and Beyond you can think of… lo and behold: infomercial products as far as the eye can see! ShamWOWs upon Snuggies upon Aqua Globes upon Mighty Putty upon PedEggs upon OxiClean!! See here:
I could’ve picked any infomercial you could possibly think of. But… I have chosen my next victim, the next product bearing the “As Seen on TV” logo, to lose its credibility once and for all! I didn’t pick Aqua Globes… that’d just be stupid. I’ve chosen…
Kinoki Detox Foot Pads, upon Melody’s request. And, along with Jess (and any others, if you so desire), the three (or more) of us will be conducting an experiment to see if these foot pads live up to their claims. Absorbing heavy metals, metabolic waste, and other purities. Aiding our natural cleansing… working while we sleep!
A bold move. Immortals? We put their name to the test.
Also! I need TWO Snuggies. Anyone want to track them down for me?
Devin 7:45 am on February 6, 2009 Permalink |
if you put the kinoki foot pads on your forehead, does it pull the crap out of your brain?
Courtney 8:46 am on February 6, 2009 Permalink |
This is kinda weird because I’ve never actually commented on your blog before, but that’s alright.
There used to be a store in the Silver City Galleria in Taunton called the “As Seen on TV Store” where they only sold products that are sold in infomercials and commercials. It would’ve been heaven for you. But I think they went out sometime between Sophomore and Junior year.
Melody 12:44 am on February 7, 2009 Permalink |
I see Sunkist gummies!!!
Did you buy those at Bed Bath & Beyond?!
Jerry 12:50 am on February 7, 2009 Permalink |
mlun:
that was supposed to be a secret.
it seems i find more and more things to fail at every day.
Dalau 2:05 am on February 7, 2009 Permalink |
That looks just like Linens and Things…. minus the “going out of business” signs.